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[Here's Heimdall walking around in the forest or something.]
...Tch.
This place is nothing but trouble.
[He's shy and lost, but he won't admit either of those. Come on, help a guy out!]
It's unbelieveable that no one's still find a way out of this place.
[Pause.]
Willingly.
And it's likely Loki's fault for this mess anyway.
...Tch.
This place is nothing but trouble.
[He's shy and lost, but he won't admit either of those. Come on, help a guy out!]
It's unbelieveable that no one's still find a way out of this place.
[Pause.]
Willingly.
And it's likely Loki's fault for this mess anyway.
[voice]
That's stupid!
[More grunting.]
Looking. These accursed plants are in the way.
[Not going to admit straight out he's lost!!]
[voice]
[Watching/listening to you grunt, man. You sure sound like you're having fun.]
Looking for what?
[voice] 1/2
[He turns his head so fast in shock, forgetting that Loki isn't exactly in person and that the voice is coming from elswhere that his head collides immediately with that tree.]
[voice] 2/2
I'm looking to burn down this whole forest, that's what!
[voice]
Don't blame the forest for your own shortcomings. [Whatever it is you're doing out there.]
[voice]
What did you say?! I'll show you short--
[Loki is greeted with the sound of "oof!" as he's somehow whacked by a low lying branch in the middle of his rant.]
...You're laughing at my misfortune aren't you?!
[voice]
Maybe I'd be laughing if it weren't so depressing. Is it that hard to slow down and relax?
[voice]
How can I relax when I'm in the middle of a forest that's practically comparable to being in the middle of nowhere?!
[voice]
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So what if I am. Hm?
[voice]
It's a little ironic, don't you think? The watchman of the gods, who sees all from his castle Himinbjörg, is lost in a human forest. Ha ha...
[He's not trying to be particularly offensive. It's just... very painfully ironic.]
[voice]
[Hmmmph.]
Yes, very ironic. It's also very ironic two gods are somehow stuck here and have no way to escape the entirety of this world.
[Heimdall still finds himself offended because of his delicate sensibilities!!]
[voice]
It can't be helped. I think even Odin would be hard-pressed to leave this place of his own volition.
[voice]
...
Are you kidding me? Someone from back home must have noticed our absence by now.
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Be serious. I have better things to do than spend every waking moment trying to trick you!
[Whether or not the opposite is true is up for debate.]